There was a giant snow penis in Sweden. It was erased. And now...

There was a giant snow penis in Sweden. It was erased. And now there’s even a bigger one.

Maybe people in the Northeast will get some ideas from the Swedes? 

 We like ABBA after all?

Nonetheless, the report goes like this from overnight HUFF POST editor Ed Mazza:

Emilian Sava, one of the workers who had to clear a giant snow penis from a park in Sweden, felt so guilty about the act of phallic vandalism that he erected his own giant snow schlong, according to The Local.

And in what may be the world’s greatest display of penis envy, the new snow penis is much more massive than the old one.

The original penis was carved into the snow over a frozen moat in Kungsparken (King’s Park) in the city of Gothenburg. It quickly aroused complaints from members of the community.

Mazza goes on to re-re-report:

Now there’s a new penis in Gothenburg – created with a snowblower by Sava – and this one is so big that it’s hard to complain about.

“No one can get offended by the penis. It can’t be seen from the ground,” Sava told regional newspaper GT, according to The Local.

There certainly may be some logic there.. 

Why be offended by something unseen.. something so large only planes and CHOPPERS can, well, I suppose be offended from the air?

This is just one of those weird little stories of a weird little thing.
Turning into a giant one.